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wow marijuana hitler and the easter bunny have the same birthday how weird is that
Anonymous asked: Mind if I pick your brain? Do you have any character on the opposite side of the spectrum that, in your mind, deserves positive recognition as much as Hans deserved to be called out on his negative qualities?
One that specifically comes to mind is Tiana because I identify with her a lot. It upsets me that she doesn’t get a lot of recognition other than being slapped on merchandise in her sparkly outfit she only appears in for 2 minutes of the movie behind the army of other princesses (How many are there now, like 13?! And when the heck did Mulan and Poca become princesses??). Anyway, I really appreciate the fact that Disney created a likeable workaholic whose character development is centered around her dream of owning a restaurant and the various obstacles she has to face in order to get there. She has her whole future planned out and then fate says NOPE HAHA and she has to remember why she wants what she does in the first place, while learning from new and unexpected experiences. The movie shows that yes, it is admirable to have a goal and a dream, but it is also important to remember to live at the same time (her friends being disappointed that she can’t go dancing, her mother’s desire for her to be happy, etc.). It was about time that Disney created a leading woman of color, and I think she was executed well. I get so mad when people criticize people for liking Tiana “just because she is black” or that girls can’t like or dress up as Tiana because they are white. Yes, people may identify with her because of her skin color, but she represents a certain hardworking kind of person of all races and backgrounds can sympathize with.
"I remember Daddy told me, fairy tales can come true. But you’ve got to make them happen, it all depends on you."
I mean. that line. THAT LINE.
Dream your dreams, then work your butt off to make them come true.
every year after you turn 17 you get further away from being the age of the dancing queen and that’s my least favorite thing about growing up
ah but when you turn 34 you’re two dancing queens and thus having twice the time of your life. and at 51 you become the dancing triumvirate and three golden crowns are forged in your honor
lots to look forward to
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Just lived through a ~5 hour elections meeting.
I am no longer Vice President of The Mallet Assembly.
I never have to deal with assembly bullshit ever again.
I really like being an admin on the facebook but I think imma remove myself and mute notifications for it.
New chapter of my life y’all.
A lot of me is happy. A lot of me is sad. A lot of me is really excited to start over.
I found a letter from my mom today about how she felt like god brought me to this university and initially I scoffed at it but I think I’ve learned a lot about how to be a good friend, how to fuck up and fix it, and how to manage myself while I was here.
So I’m putting UA and Mallet behind me but as fucked up as I am because of this place I ultimately think I’ll be better off because I’ve been here.
16, now 15 days left in the state of Alabama. It’s really weird to think about how little time I have left here.